The fed 's efforts these past nine months remind me of the old tv series " macgyver , " whose ingenious hero would always get out of difficult situations by assembling clever devices out of household objects and duct tape .
Fortune 's resident macgyver , creative director brandon kavulla , loves these titanium sartorial implements because he can remove them from his shirt collar at any time and drive a screw , cut a wire , and open a bottle without blinking . "
